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I was really looking forward to Christmas, until one year I saw Santa

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I looked up at the sky, the smoke from the crematory looked a little strange.

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As the speeding car headed straight at my wife,I screamed get out of the way

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"Oh honey don't cry it's just a scratch mommy will take care of you"

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I've never thought anything bad when The Cure sang "the spiderman is having you for dinner tonight"

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Raising his eyeglasses and propping them in his forehead, he looked into the quantum microscope while the other clicked away on his computer, observing distant galaxies on his monitor.

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My mother always checked if there were monsters under the bed.

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I sprayed the pair of keds with bleach, tossed them into the laundromat's largest washer and watched with satisfaction as they tumbled through the cycle.

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There was nothing she wouldn’t do to finally catch her husband red-handed with his mistress.

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I died a long time ago.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was really looking forward to Christmas, until one year I saw Santa	8
I looked up at the sky, the smoke from the crematory looked a little strange.	8
As the speeding car headed straight at my wife,I screamed get out of the way	8
"Oh honey don't cry it's just a scratch mommy will take care of you"	8
I've never thought anything bad when The Cure sang "the spiderman is having you for dinner tonight"	8
Raising his eyeglasses and propping them in his forehead, he looked into the quantum microscope while the other clicked away on his computer, observing distant galaxies on his monitor.	8
My mother always checked if there were monsters under the bed.	8
I sprayed the pair of keds with bleach, tossed them into the laundromat's largest washer and watched with satisfaction as they tumbled through the cycle.	8
There was nothing she wouldn’t do to finally catch her husband red-handed with his mistress.	8
I died a long time ago.	8